# For use with BitchX-75+
# Last updated: 20040326

${a} Official Bug Reporting Site -- http://bugs.bitchx.org/
${a} Official FAQ Site -- http://faq.bitchx.org/
${a} Official FTP Site -- ftp://ftp.bitchx.org/
${a} Official IRC Channel -- #BitchX on EFNet
${a} Official WWW Site -- http://www.bitchx.org/
${a} Official Scripts Site -- http://scripts.bitchx.org/
${a} Official Forums Site -- http://forums.bitchx.org/

${a} for president.

${a}: a modern client for a old world
${a}: a new fragrance for men, by Calvin Klein
${a}: anything else would be uncivilized
${a}: better than a penis enlargement!
${a}: born to raise hell
${a}: causing all sorts of havok!
${a}: cleaner, drier, protects even better
${a}: coming soon to a theatre near you!
${a}: do not expose to open flame or fire
${a}: don't leave home without it!
${a}: double your pleasure, double your fun!
${a}: EPIC on steroids.
${a}: faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive
${a}: fit to feel groovy
${a}: for distribution only with a new PC
${a}: for me to POOP ON!
${a}: good to the last drop!
${a}: it adds that extra uNF to your sex life!
${a}: it does a body good
${a}: it isn't only my script, it's also my client
${a}: it keeps going and going and going and going and...
${a}: it makes bathtime lots of fun!
${a}: it tastes like poo
${a}: it won't get you laid
${a}: it'll get you in, out and on with life.
${a}: it's all day strong, all day long
${a}: it's everywhere you want to be
${a}: it's how steak is done
${a}: it's magically delicious!
${a}: it's not for the tabkey impaired!
${a}: it's not your ordinary stick of gum
${a}: it's shagadellic, baby!
${a}: it's wax ecstatic
${a}: it's what's for lunch
${a}: Little. Yellow. Better.
${a}: made with real honey.
${a}: may cause birth defects
${a}: melts in your mouth, not in your hands
${a}: more nutritious than a six-pack.
${a}: need we say more?
${a}: nine out of ten doctors recommend it
${a}: nine out of ten gynecologists recommend it
${a}: no additives or preservatives
${a}: no this is NOT a cybersex client
${a}: not from concentrate
${a}: not to be taken internally
${a}: now a major feature film
${a}: now in non-drowsy formula too!
${a}: now with $rand(99) percent fewer calories!
${a}: now with $rand(99) percent more random quit messages!
${a}: now with flavor crystals!
${a}: now with Olestra!
${a}: now with wings!
${a}: now Y2K compatible!
${a}: often imitated, never duplicated!
${a}: reserve your copy today!
${a}: ribbed for her pleasure!
${a}: roqz yer nutz!
${a}: sanitized for your protection
${a}: shaken, not stirred
${a}: so real, you'll wet yourself!
${a}: stays crunchy in milk!
${a}: strong enough for a man, pH-balanced for a woman
${a}: take the red pill
${a}: TASTES GREAT! LESS FILLING! TASTES GREAT! LESS FILLING!
${a}: the Cadillac of all clients
${a}: the cootiless client
${a}: the cure for the common client
${a}: the fizzle goes straight to your brain!
${a}: the fresh-maker!
${a}: the headache medicine
${a}: the IRC client with hair on it's balls
${a}: the NEW form of birth control!
${a}: the new hardcore, psycho, nitro client -- in a can
${a}: the official IRC client of the 2004 Olympic Games
${a}: the ONLY bug-free client
${a}: the ONLY IRC client on Viagra!
${a}: the ONLY three day cure!
${a}: the original point-and-click interface.
${a}: the OTHER white meat
${a}: the quilted quicker picker upper
${a}: the right choice for a healthy pet
${a}: the un-Cola
${a}: to the rescue!
${a}: treats external genital warts!
${a}: try our lowfat flavor too!
${a}: try our Windows Me and Windows XP flavors too!
${a}: Tune In, Turn On, Drop Out.
${a}: use it, it makes hair grow in funny places!
${a}: use it, it makes you bulletproof
${a}: use only under adult supervision
${a}: you'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel
${a}: your way, right away

${J} by panasync
${J} © 1996-2003 Colten Edwards

${J}: just when you thought it couldn't get any better

${a} by any other name is still ${a}
${a} has bite! (Just ask Mike Tyson!)
${a} is a flavored condom, all the women love it's taste
${a} Lite I said!

${b} "got $tolower(${a})?"
${b} "I did not have sexual relations with that client, ${a}."
${b} ${a} is as ${a} does
${b} $servernick() has left the building
${b} $servernick() has no reason... just kidding :)
${b} *PHEAR MY $toupper(${a})-NESS!* BOW TO ME!
${b} *SUBLIMINAL*MESSAGE* USE $toupper($a) *SUBLIMINAL*MESSAGE*
${b} $strftime(%Y): year of the ${a}
${b} Abort Retry Fail
${b} A friend with weed is a friend indeed
${b} Amount of time you people were funny: -$rand(60) minutes $rand(60) seconds
${b} Automatically bored away
${b} Back wit anutha one of doz ${a}-rockin' beats!
${b} bb bbba bbbba bb${tolower($a)} ${tolower($a)}!!!
${b} Beavis & Butthead use ${a}. Huh-huh huh-huh huh-huh he said "Bitch".
${b} Become a ${a} Certified Systems Engineer today! Apply within!
${b} Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!
${b} Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding.
${b} Bender uses ${a}. Bite my shiny metal ass! 
${b} Bob Barker uses ${a}. Have your ${a} spayed or neutered.
${b} Captain Kangaroo uses ${a}. Shouldn't you?
${b} Check out the sexy ${a} pr0n at http://127.0.0.1/bx-pron.html
${b} Chester Cheeta uses ${a}. Ayeuhayueuhayueuh!
${b} Choosey moms choose ${a}!
${b} Connection reset by panasync?
${b} Did somebody say ${a}?
${b} Do you... ${a}?
${b} Does your mommy know you use ${a}?
${b} Dr. Kavorkian is DYING to use ${a}. Aren't you?
${b} Dr. Kavorkian would KILL to use ${a}. Shouldn't you?
${b} Eat, drink and be merry...for tomorrow we die
${b} Elvis has left the building
${b} Everybody was Kung Fu fighting!
${b} For a good time, call 1-900-4${a}
${b} Free sex with a ${a} upgrade! Call for details!
${b} Gary Coleman uses ${a}. Whatchoo talkin bout foo?
${b} Get your free warez from ftp://127.0.0.1!
${b} Grandmaster Flash uses ${a}, 'coz it's all about money, ain't a damn thing funny
${b} Hanson uses ${a}. Mommy, can we dress like boys again?
${b} Harry Potter uses ${a}. Shouldn't you?
${b} Have you huggled your ${a} today?
${b} Have YOU raped a lawn gnome today?
${b} He-Man uses ${a}. *HE HAS THE POOWWEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!!*
${b} Hey, where's the cream filling?!
${b} Hey baby, come sit on my lap. We'll talk about whatever pops up.
${b} Homer Simpson uses ${a}. D'OH! D'OH! D'OH!
${b} Hrm... I wonder if I paid this month's electr...EOF From client
${b} I came, I saw, I ran away screaming
${b} I got sucked into /dev/null!
${b} I see your ${a} is as big as mine!
${b} I theenk I need a beeger box!
${b} I wonder what this button marked "EOF" does...
${b} I'm off like a prom dress...
${b} I'm out like a light...
${b} If idiots could fly, IRC would be an airport
${b} It's a huge shit sandwich and we're all gonna have to take a bite.
${b} iT's bEttEr tO bUrN oUt tHaN tO fAdE aWaY
${b} It's game over, man! game over!
${b} It's not TV. It's ${a}.
${b} Just do it like Nike... BEEATCH!
${b} Khaled uses ${a}. CTCP TROUT THIS, BITCH!
${b} Leggo my Eggo!
${b} Life is like ${a}. Ya never know what yer gunna git.
${b} Man and mouse alike, both end up in pussy
${b} Man I'm *SLEEPY*!!!! My keyboard is slipping away!
${b} Mike Tyson says ${a} BITES! Do you HEAR what I'm saying?!
${b} mIRCrap: JUST DON'T DO IT!
${b} Mr. Peanut uses ${a}. Shouldn't you?
${b} Mr. Rogers uses ${a}. Won't you be my neighbor?
${b} Mr. T uses ${a}. Shouldn't you, SUCKAH?
${b} Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
${b} Now she knows why her cat stays away from me! DAMNIT!
${b} Occifer, I'm not as think as you stoned I am!
${b} Occifer, take me drunk, I'm home
${b} OH SHIT!\$@#\$ My mom caught me using ${a}!
${b} One ${a} to rule them all
${b} Oral sex makes your day
${b} Outwit. Outplay. Outlast. Survivor ${a}.
${b} PARTYTIME! 5 seconds to the millenium! 4...3...2...1...EOF From client
${b} Ping-pong timeout
${b} Pretzel Boy uses ${a}. Shouldn't you?
${b} Reserve your copy of ${J} for the Amiga today!
${b} Reserve your copy of ${J} for the Apple Newton today!
${b} Reserve your copy of ${J} for the Atari 2600 today!
${b} Reserve your copy of ${J} for the BeOS today!
${b} Reserve your copy of ${J} for the ColecoVision today!
${b} Reserve your copy of ${J} for the Commodore 64 today!
${b} Reserve your copy of ${J} for the Microsoft Xbox today!
${b} Reserve your copy of ${J} for the Nintendo 64 today!
${b} Reserve your copy of ${J} for the Nintendo Gameboy today!
${b} Reserve your copy of ${J} for the Nintendo GameCube today!
${b} Reserve your copy of ${J} for the PalmPilot today!
${b} Reserve your copy of ${J} for the Sony Playstation ${rand(2) + 1} today!
${b} Reserve your copy of ${J} for Windows CE today!
${b} Save water -- drink beer!
${b} Showering in your clothes shows you're crazy. Showering nude shows your nuts.
${b} Silly faggot! mIRC is for kids!
${b} Silly wabbit, ${a} is for kids!
${b} Size DOES matter
${b} Tabardation - the inability to master use of the <Tab> key. See: retardation; Headcase.
${b} Terminated.
${b} That's Miss ${a} to you
${b} That's Mister ${a} to you
${b} The best part of waking up is ${a} in your cup
${b} The birds kept calling his name, thought Caw
${b} The Borg use ${a}. It will be assimilated. Shouldn't you?
${b} The FDA says 5 servings of ${a} a day increases sexual potency
${b} The Hobbits use ${a}. Shouldn't you?
${b} The Invisible Man uses ${a}, you just can't see it!
${b} The name's X. ${a}.
${b} The Power Rangers use ${a}. Shouldn't you?
${b} The Spice Girls use ${a} (instead of underwear and talent)
${b} They killed Kenny! THOSE BASTARDS!
${b} This ${a}'s for you
${b} Tickle-Me Elmo uses ${a}. *giggle* *giggle* *giggle*
${b} Tiger Woods uses ${a}. FORE!
${b} Time to make the donuts
${b} Time wasted: $rand(30) days $rand(23) hours $rand(59) minutes $rand(59) seconds $rand(99) milliseconds $rand(999) nanoseconds
${b} Time wasted: $rand(9) millenia $rand(9) centuries $rand(9) decades $rand(9) years $rand(11) months
${b} Time wasted: all of it
${b} Time wasted: $tdiff2(${time() - F})
${b} Tone Loc uses ${a}, and funky cold medina.
${b} Tony the Tiger uses ${a}. It's Grrrrrrrrreat!
${b} Twat?! I cunt hear you!
${b} Uh oh... I'm getting a blip on the gaydar. Richard Simons is coming!
${b} We are ${a} of Borg. You will be assimilated. Using ircII is futile.
${b} We are ${a} of Borg. You will be assimilated. Using mIRC is futile.
${b} We drink more beers than Norm on Cheers!
${b} Went through the desert on a ${a} with no name.
${b} Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag, puke, piece of shit or did you have to work on it?
${b} Where do you want to go today?
${b} Who ate my nuggets?!
${b} Whyismyspacebarnotworking?!
${b} Windows Me, coded entirely by blondes
${b} With a ${a} here and a ${a} there, here a ${a} there a ${a} everywhere a ${a}
${b} Wouldn't it be great if the dog could walk itself?
${b} Yo quiero ${a}
${b} You can breathe without ${a}, but I wouldn't recommend it
${b} You can /quit any time you like, but you can never leave

All the ${a} that's fit to print!
Bad ${a}, bad ${a}, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
bong timeout
Connection reset by beer
Connection reset by pheer
Don't squeeze the ${a}
Dude! You're getting a ${a}!
Erection reset by queer
Grab life by the ${a}
HEY! Must be the ${a}!
Killed (alexs (Requested by panasync))
Killed (Ancient (Requested by panasync))
Killed (BillGates (Lindows 98 -- jizz your pants!))
Killed (BlackJac (Requested by panasync))
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Killed (frash (Requested by panasync))
Killed (einride (Requested by panasync))
Killed (KrON (Requested by panasync))
Killed (rox (Requested by panasync))
Read error: $rand(10) + $rand(10) = -$rand(10) (Connection reset by third grade math)
Read error: 1.414213562 (Excessive square root of 2)
Read error: 1.732050808 (Excessive square root of 3)
Read error: 2.71828182846 (Excessive e)
Read error: 2.99792458 x 10^8 meters/second (Excessive speed of light)
Read error: 3.1415926535 (Excessive pi)
Read error: 666 (Connection reset by Satan)
Read error: 69 (Excessive sex)
Read error: 69 (Excessive tongue)
User abortion with 5 coathooks
Will the REAL Slim ${a} please stand up?
Who's your BitchX?
Bitchx:  Better than peer
10 million strong and growing!
Read error: 2004 (10 years of BitchX isn't nearly enough)
Killed (powuh (requested by panasync))
Killed (einride (requested by panasync))
Read error: 420 (Excessive blunts to the dome)
BitchX: Now available for the Gibson
BitchX: No wardrobe malfunctions here!
BitchX: The FAQ maker!