Synopsis:
   $cparse(<text>)
   $cparse(<text> <arguments>...)

Technical:
   This function parses <text> according to the following table:

   Any instance of         will be replaced with ^C codes to change the
                           text to         text to         background to
   ---------------------------------------------------------------------
   %k      %K      %0      black           bold black      black
   %r      %R      %1      red             bold red        red
   %g      %G      %2      green           bold green      green
   %y      %Y      %3      yellow          bold yellow     yellow
   %b      %B      %4      blue            bold blue       blue
   %m      %M      %5      magenta         bold magenta    magenta
   %p      %P              magenta (think: purple)
   %c      %C      %6      cyan            bold cyan       cyan
   %w      %W      %7      white           bold white      white
   %F                      Flashing attribute turned on
   %n                      All colors turned off
   %N                      Don't put a clear-color tag at the of output
   %%                      A single %
   
   If the first argument to $cparse() is an extended word (string with
   quotes), it will be parsed similar to bitchx. (example below)

Practical:
   This is a convenient way add color to scripts without actually using
   the control-c character.

Returns:
   <text> parsed according to the rules in the above table

Examples:
   $cparse(bl%Bah)
     returns
   bl^C4ah
     where ^C4 is the control-c color code for blue.

   $cparse("This is a $0 test" cparse)
     returns
   This is a cparse test